Total Medals Earned: 60 (From 16 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,310 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (75/500 points)
Defend the weak.
Find the adult pleasure.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/315 points)
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Die before beating Luis.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat TRN-1
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 3/13 (25/155 points)
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/495 points)
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (75/90 points)
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/300 points)
Beat level one.
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat the game!
Beat level two!
Get all the in-game achievements!
Medals Earned: 5/18 (55/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Kill Hansel
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 7/12 (250/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Crush the Space Shuttle